My Summer is one sixth away from starting and it's nearly time to PARTAAAY.
So what to do first? Run wild in a field with few cans far and inbetween aimlessly..? Get drunk in an estate with a bezzer or five..? Blare my speakers too loud until the windows break..? Don't know 'tall 'tall!? Well I'm gonna make it easy for you. Here's a list of fun things to do. If you're like me and you've just finished a big nasty pile of sick exams and you need a break and some fun to get your Summer started, keep reading. If not, you're already here so you might aswell...fer the craic if only sher!
1. DRINK TIL' YOU CAN'T STAND STRAIGHT.
Okay..Okay...so in moderation and all that lark.. like be of age and stuff I guess...(incase any ''abiding by the rules ans regulations of the law'' types are reading and sighing at me promoting underage drinking) ....(I totes am promo'ing that though...was totes born with a naggon in my baby claw when I arrived out the womb)...like you know don't get footless and stuff but near enough to that like. G'wannnnnn. :) We deserve to sit the fuck back and relax. We'll all be on highs from chill pills and Druids this summer and we'll bond and have bantzz and everything will be lovely.
2. SCREAM UNTIL YOUR LUNGS GET SORE.*
Okay. Now this one, I truly cannot stress enough.
Scream. Shout. Wimper. Gasp. Bark. Cheer. Yelp. And holler.
Do it all and big schtyle. Maybe you'll need a few Strepsils but sure they're like only a euro or something sure it be well worth d'noizzzessss. At Oxegen when we be having d'craic @ Deadmau5 and were screaming our hearts content, things will be chaotic and painful and unreal and amazing to say the least. Like go mental brav'zz. The results will be angelic. Sure whats better than an atmosphere bursting at the seams of the most magnificent and exquisite and divine commotion? I got nothin'.
Pump your fist and stomp your feet. Get your moneys worth. Oxegen's not cheap after all. Down some liquids and blow some baloons. Peace and love and everything inbetween guys. Make some daisy chains and smoke some of the good stuff. Build a few bridges with the randomers from blue camp and you'll have the experience of your life. And don't forget to smile.
3. TAKE WAY TOO MANY PICTURES.*
So timer. Profile. Portrait. Whatever. You fill that memory card girrrlzzz, and you fill it gooooooooood. That's what they're there for after all. Savour every moment and soak it all in. Cherish the memories and remember forever. Wear the brightest colours and the prettiest shapes and make yourself look presentable. After all, people change but the pictures never do. (Preferable if the people in the pictures could stay the same please.)
Strut your stuff this Summer. Throw on your shorts and let's have a good time. I myself take waay too many pictures but sure fuck it. Why the fuck not? I bought a camera for a reason babes. And don't forget...none of the boys have cameras and we all need a new profiler every once in a while!!!
4. PARTY HARD.
Go to as many parties as you can. Simple as.
5. GET RID OF ALL THE BAD SHIT.
Drop the people who aren't worth holding onto.
The people who cause/stir/ruin shit.
You're better off without them if they only cause you crap.
It's hard to do that, but if that's what's best for you then that's that.
All I'd say is 'Have a nice life..I'm done trying to be in it!'
6. TAKE RISKS AND GRIN N' BARE EM'.
Everything happens for a reason and what will be will be.
Sometimes it's just time. Get over it. You've moped over the boy/girl/situation for too long. Stop being afraid of it. Just do it. What's the worst that can happen? You can either get rejected and never get to be the same with the person again? Or you can sit by and keep on being freakily creepily overtly obsessed with them etc and feel like a complete dushe because the situation is just awkwardly repeating itself, like a broken record. Bottling shit up isn't healthy, plus you're not a bottle.....:P (Lolling at my own jk.)
Break the rules and do what makes you happy.
7. DRUNK CREEPYVIBE FACIAL EXPRSSIONS.
Make a photo album on facebook. Just cause'.
8. BUMP AND GRIND LIKE A BAD MOFO'.
Dance so hard that the room starts to quake and shake and all that craic.
Bop til your heart stops. Feel the beats. Sing the words. Jump up and down and all that shit. Nothing better than boppin' and hoppin' and just feeling unreal! Especially at night time. In a field/tent. With a can in one hand. And your besties hand in the other. Just singing like a bag of cats but just being on top of the world.
9. Be a stunnin' hunni.
Just because you babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
10. DO SOMETHING UNEXPECTED.
Be an inspiration. A good deed couldn't hurt. Kind breeds kindness.
''I'm going to lick your face.''
ps. Kaya Scodalerio is the most gorgeous girl on the planet.